what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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