I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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