Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Randomize
