fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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