I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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