Where is the hickey?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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