I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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