He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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