just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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