Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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