why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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