I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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