Your tits are I can't wait for
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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