Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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