I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My breath smells like gin and sadness
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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