Your tits are I can't wait for
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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