I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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