wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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