they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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