More tranny stories later!
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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