I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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