i already hear my dad disowning me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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