How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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