Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it because I queefed?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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