did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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