What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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