I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My life is pants optional.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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