do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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