i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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