Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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