I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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