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what?
penguin condom
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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