Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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