I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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