Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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