Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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