i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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