Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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