I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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