I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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