So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
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i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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