For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
where am i from again
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
