He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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