After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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