god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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