Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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