wat bout pragnant strippers??
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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