Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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