bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i now understand why vodka
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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