Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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