I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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