Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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