guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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