he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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