i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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