Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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