oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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