put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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