I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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